Lol

The different species of Tumblr bloggers

The hipsters: omg look at this picture of a potato i took i put it in instagram and now it looks like a picture of a potato from 1973 but it's actually from 2012 and it's a metaphor for the plight of homosexual youths in iran and my hair is ombre no it's not dip-dyed or two-tone it's fucking ombre but you wouldn't get that because it's not mainstream
The fangirls: OH MY GOD TOM HIDDLESTON LOOK LOOK WATCH HIM WALK WATCH HIM TALK WATCH HIM CONVERT OXYGEN INTO CARBON DIOXIDE THAT'S CALLED RESPIRING AND MY GOD HIS ASS LOOKS BEAUTIFUL WHEN HE DOES IT CAN I GET PREGNANT FROM THIS???!!!! MY OVARIES MY WOMB MY FALLOPIAN TUBES
The social justice bloggers: no your opinion about the price of fuel doesn't count because you're a white cisgendered male, it only counts if you're a transgendered bisexual homoromantic beautiful woman of colour, DON'T THREATEN ME, CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGES OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU BIGOT, I HATE ALL THOSE OF YOUR KIND, YOU'RE ALL THE SAME AND OMG JUST DIE IN A HOLE shhh don't speak, I'm right
Me: Here's a gif of a cat falling off a shelf
wingiestart:

jesse pikmin and waltimar white

There’s this tune I found that makes me think of you somehow

(Source: parachemical, via ilovearcticmonkeysandthestrokes)

Jaime likes pie now.

(Source: brienneoftarth, via thronesmeme)

age-of-awakening:

my brain hurts 

Oh Dios mio

kssmuib:

dantes-disco-inferno:

Sometimes the jokes write themselves

Lmfao

(Source: drunkonstephen, via mycatclaimedmybutt)

Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey - Part 3

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